Some things are universal favourites. Like the colour blue. The smell of rain. The cream side of a separated Oreo cookie. And Pretentious Movie Reviews. It’s the thing that rocketed both Kanan Gill and Biswa Kalyan Rath to initial fame in 2014, and the one comeback fans have been demanding ever since they stopped a year later.

Despite the duo’s successful solo standup careers, fans across the internet never fail to nudge Kanan and Biswa to come back with more reviews. Somewhere deep down we all know the chances of that happening are slimmer than the Game of Thrones’ Season 8 finale being a banger—but ummeed pe duniya kayam hai, and if you’ve still got hope, we’re here for it.

While we wait for them to succumb to the pressure, here are the five best reviews that still have us hysterical. We’re not fans of hyperbole, but this stuff has aged better than all the seasons of Friends.

5. In which we meet the most sanskaari family with the most values ever:

4. In which we learn about Indian seduction through suggestive exercise routines:

3. In which Germany played a bigger role than Himesh Reshammiya:

2. In which the most VFX always missed the point:

1. In which the most acting and hyperventilating characters come to life: