Abhishek Upmanyu has given us an early Christmas present in the form of a 40-minute standup clip titled Employee No. 1. “This is the second half of the show ‘Jealous of Sabziwaala'” read the captions at the beginning of the video.

Based on true events, Upmanyu regales us with the story of his first job ever. As usual, the 40-minute clip is stacked with enough jokes to make you roll over with laughter. In less then 12 hours, the video has racked up 1.3 million views and is trending at #1 in India!

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