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Off The Rails: 5 Jokes To Help You Stomach The Metro Constructions

By DA Staff 15 October 2023 2 mins read

If you're as frustrated with metros and metro construction as we are, you probably need a laugh. Here are five comedians who've pulled no punchlines when on the subject!

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Sometimes you have to take one step back to take two steps forward. In unrelated news, two upcoming metro line projectsโ€”Line 7A (Gundavali Metro station to CSMI airport) and underground Metro Line 3 (Colaba-Bandra-SEEPZ)โ€”are going to make sure Mumbai’s traffic is insufferable forever. Luckily both lines are going to make airport connectivity far easier, so, 20 years from now you can leave the city forever. Still faster than going to the airport by road, though!

If you’re as frustrated with metros and metro construction as we are, you probably need a laugh. Here are five comedians who’ve pulled no punchlines when on the subject!

AAKASH GUPTA – DELHI METRO

RAJAT CHAUHAN – DELHI METRO, RAJIV CHOWK & E-RICKSHAW

AZEEM BANATWALLA – METRO MANIFESTATION

SHREEJA CHATURVEDI – CONSTRUCTION

RAHUL SUBRAMANIAN – MONORAIL AND CHILDREN

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