Are you spending work hours wishing you took the time to appreciate that New Year’s Eve hangover? Don’t want that magical, festive feeling December gave you to fade away? Curled up in fits of separation anxiety now that your friends and family have left town? Guess what? We have absolutely no way to help you cope with those feelings. What we do have is the funniest tweets to hit the bird app in the last week.
It’s time to hunker down and get back to the pledge your unyielding alleigance to the doom-scroll.
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