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How To Get Unbanned: Speedrun Tactic With James Corden

By 19 October 2022 2 mins read

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โ€œJames Corden is a hugely gifted comedian, but a tiny Cretin of a man,โ€ restaurateur Keith McNally said in an Instagram post on Monday. The owner of the New York brasserie Balthazarโ€”which also featured on an episode of Seinfeldโ€”banned Corden from his establishment after the comedian had run-ins with the staff on two separate occasions. โ€œI don’t often 86 a customer, to [sic] today I 86’d Corden. It did not make me laugh,โ€ he wrote.

McNally went on to describe the two instancesโ€”in June and on 9 Octoberโ€”of Cordenโ€™s alleged โ€œrude behaviourโ€ in his post. The most recent one involved a bit of egg white in an egg yolk omelette that the comedianโ€™s wife had ordered.

โ€œThatโ€™s when James Corden began yelling like crazy to the server: โ€˜You canโ€™t do your job! You canโ€™t do your job! Maybe I should go into the kitchen and cook the omelette myself!’โ€ wrote the owner.

The floor manager smoothed things over with a replaced dish and some conciliatory champagne glasses for the couple. According to him, Corden calmed down and was pleasant to him but continued to be nasty to his server.

However, the ban didnโ€™t even last 24 hours. After going public with his story about โ€œthe most abusive customerโ€ in his restaurant, McNally received a call from the late-night host who apologised to him profusely.

โ€œHaving fucked up myself more than most people, I strongly believe in second chances. So if James Corden lets me host his Late Late Show for 9 months, Iโ€™ll immediately rescind his ban from Balthazar. No, of course not. Butโ€ฆ anyone magnanimous enough to apologise to a deadbeat layabout like me (and my staff) doesnโ€™t deserve to be banned from anywhere. Especially Balthazar,โ€ he said in another Instagram post.

A number of people came forward on Reddit and Twitter to share similar experiences of rude behaviour from Corden, which is not limited to strangers. A pilot shared a story which involved Corden being indifferent to his crying baby and wife.

The comedian’s ban has developed into a meme of sorts with companies and people barring him from a number of places including the airline Ryanair, the fictional city of Ba Sing Se from the Avatar series and the Nebraska Humane Society.

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