How many times have you read a blog that starts exactly this way: “The world is straight-up ending right in front of our eyes and we all get to watch along in 4K.” Just how apathetic have we become? We’ve trivialised the end of the world! It’s probably because we know too much. We can’t process it. And so we turn to the greatest defense mechanism of them all: sh*tposting on Twitter (yes, we know it’s called X now, but we don’t care). Is this healthy? Probably not. Is it funny? 100%. These days, we live for the tweets and memes. And although 2023 has been a pretty crappy year, the tweets have made it worth it. In no particular order, here are some of our favourites. Enjoy them while they last, because X might not be around this time in 2024.
1. NEW YEAR, NEW ME, CREDIT GOES TO MODI JI.
2. AND I’M THE LIC THIRDWHEEL.
3. PEEING > HECKLING, DUH.
4. LEAVE IT TO KUNAL TO STIR UP EVEN MORE CONTROVERSY.
5. L + RATIO + YOU FELL OFF + DIDN’T ASK FT. GRETA THUNBERG.
6. IF THAT WAS THE PALETTE CLEANSER, I’LL SKIP THE APERITIF, THANK YOU.
7. THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT.
8. THE ONLY RELIABLE PURVEYOR OF JUSTICE?
9. LAL SALAM!
10. DO YOU EVEN HAVE AN AESTHETIC, BRO?
11. SO THIS IS WHY MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET FAMOUS…
12. CLIPPY VS. CHATGPT IN THE ROMAN COLOSSEUM, PLEASE.
13. THE AUDACITY!
14. THIS AIN’T HER FIRST RODEO.
15. WHAT IS THIS? AMATEUR HOUR?
16. DRAKE THE KINDA GUY TO SAY “HOLY GUACAMOLE!”
17. MADE IN POOR TASTE :/
18. I’D WORK 70 HOURS A WEEK FOR A SHINY PAIR OF THESE.
19. DEPENDS ON WHETHER THEY HAVE BEN10 THERE NA?
20. REST IN PIECES, CARTOON CAT.
21. A MAN CAN DREAM.
22. THINGS CHANGE, PEOPLE CHANGE…
23. THE RUNAWAY WINNER!
24. WHERE’S THE LIE?
25. THE DUALITY OF MAN 🙁
26. MORE GLITCHES IN THE MATRIX.
27. THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE ROMANTIC.
28. #COUPLEGOALS
29. HER: HE’S PROBABLY THINKING OF OTHER WOMEN. HIM:
30. MINUS THE INCREDIBLE HAIR, CLOTHES, LAPTOP, CAR AND VACATION.
31. BUT R.O.HIT NEVER MISSES
32. HOW TO UNSEE?
33. LONG LIVE THE PRINCE OF SAD TIMES
34. NOT AN ANDROID PHONE IN SIGHT.
35. OHH YOU WANT TO WATCH TOO? IN THAT DIAPER? GIVE ME A BREAK.
36. DADDY? SORRY. DADDY? SORRY.
37. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, NANA-NANI
38. SIR, THIS IS A MCDONALD’S.
39. KING SH*T
40. Y’ALL SLEEPING ON FANTA OMLETTES THO
41. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
42. RIP DAT INFORMATION
43. ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY AND TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR, T-SERIES.
44. MOST BARBIE DOLLS HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO WORSE.
45. QUEEN SH*T
46. JUST HANGIN’ OUT.
47. BRING BACK CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!
48. MY MIND IS BLOWN AND I’M STILL PICKING UP THE PIECES
49. I’M NEVER GOING TO EMOTIONALLY RECOVER FROM THIS
50. WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO ASK…
51. MAKES YOU THINK…
52. LFG!
53. CORE MEMORY OF RANBIR IN THAT BALCONY UNLOCKED?
54. MOYE MOYE FR FR.
55. SCHEDULING AN INTERVENTION FOR MYSELF, RSVP AT THE LINK BELOW
56. 7 AM IS THE REAL DEVIL’S HOUR.
57. CALL ME SISSY-FUSS THE WAY I’M DEALING WITH THESE EMAIL CHAINS
58. PRAYING FOR HER
59. YOU’RE IN HR’S DMS. I’VE BEEN SUMMONED FOR THE 7TH TIME THIS MONTH. WE’RE NOT THE SAME.
60. ANJALI. NAAM TOH SUNA HOGA.
61. ABHI THODA BUSY HOON, BRO.
62. LAST ONE, PROMISE.
63. PSYCH!
64. AS YOU SHOULD, BOB. AS YOU SHOULD.
65. THEM: SHOOT YOUR SHOT. THE SHOT:
66. BRUH MOMENT
67. INSERT SAD EMOJI
68. LINK PLS?
69. NICE…
70. DONALD TRUMP FLOATING OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW SILL? *SHUDDERS*
71. WE NEED ANSWERS!
72. DO YOU EVEN LINKEDIN PREMIUM, BRO?
73. THAT’S A NON-BAILABLE OFFENSE BRO, BE CAREFUL.
74. TOUCHED GRASS. IT’S NOT FOR ME.
75. AND NO, YOU CAN’T WRITE ASSISTANT TO THE REGIONAL MANAGER @DUNDER MIFFLIN EITHER.
76. STILL BETTER THAN THE LALIT MODI X SUSHMITA SEN SAGA
77. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE.
78. SIGN OF THE TIMES?
79. WHERE’S YOUR SENSE OF EMPATHY?
80. YOU WERE HAPPY IN 10TH?
81. A LOVE TRIANGLE TO RIVAL THEM ALL.
82. SHOUT IT FROM THE HILLTOPS
83. I TOO WANT TO PREVIEW THE BIG SLEEP
84. YES, I’M SELF AWARE. YES, THE TARGET AUDIENCE OF THIS TWEET IS ME AND NOT YOU.
85. TWO SHOTS, PLEASE.
86. I’M PRACTICALLY A MARTYR FOR THE CAUSE
87. THIS TWEET GOES UNEXPECTEDLY HARD
88. PERSONAL ATTACC
89. BREAKS YOUR BED AND FIXES IT TOO
90. IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS…
91. FARIDA JALAL AS SUPPORT IS OP
92. MITCHELL PRITCHETT FOR CJI
93. AND BOTH ARE EQUALLY GOOD
94. K.
95. HANDLE WITH CARE
96. THIS LIST IS ALMOST F*CKING OVER, IF YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR THE JOKE IS ON YOU
97. I DESERVE GREASY CHILLY GARLIC PORK NOODLES WHEN I FINISH THIS
98. AWARD FOR THE MOST UNDERRATED TWEET ON THIS LIST
99. CALL HIM ANUBHAV SINGH HASSI
100. BOTTLING (EMOTIONS)? THAT WE CAN DO.
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