Sunday Scroll: 20 Funniest Tweets of the Week

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Oh man, while you’ve busy waiting for your favourite comic to release a new YouTube video, have you been letting Twitter comedy gold pass you by? If you answered ‘OMG Yes!’ (and even if you answered in the negative), this is for you. We’ve rounded up the funniest tweets from the week that was, so scroll through for some byte-sized LOLs:

Oh, you had a crush on me many years ago?? I am so turned on by how long it took you to gather the strength to tell me. Please, I must have you, you delicate flower.
— chelsea anét (@chelseaanet) March 3, 2020

How are we supposed to put on a mask if we can’t touch our face
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) March 7, 2020

https://twitter.com/DancesWithTamis/status/1235448213420806144?s=20

A smilie for women’s day!
:₹
— Jeeya Sethi (@JeeyaDhadkDhadk) March 3, 2020

I guess being alive right now is just your heart playing whack-a-mole with things to despair of????
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 6, 2020

https://twitter.com/uroojashfaqq/status/1234503639890194433?s=20

Every morning I wake up and then it’s off to the races to tell people my feelings
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) March 4, 2020

Love songs make you cry even more when you have nobody to associate them with
— Urjita Wani (@WaniUrjita) March 6, 2020

wow i don't know about super tuesday but hand sanitizer is having a hell of a year
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) March 4, 2020

Me and my ex: pic.twitter.com/cjzu1N6BKv
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) March 5, 2020

It's Women's Day, so switching to Jai Mata Di from Jai Shree Ram
— Agrima 🇮🇳 🍉 (@Agrimonious) March 8, 2020

I’ve actually been self-isolating since 2006 when I pretended to take an important call at break time and my phone rang during it 💕
— Lazy Susan (@lazysusan) March 5, 2020

If only YES bank had said NO to some people…. https://t.co/pmCS86XwUF
— Anu Menon (@ExLolaKutty) March 5, 2020

just found out that when someone says they're sending you thoughts and prayers they're not legally obligated to think and pray nice things?!!
— maura quint (@behindyourback) March 6, 2020

Just found a rotten tangerine in my backseat if you wanted to know what having it all looks like
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) March 7, 2020

Apocalyptic movies never include the part about how the pre-zombies didn’t have paid sick leave
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) March 6, 2020

Fyrefest is still on tho https://t.co/HJEhKCGyoP
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) March 6, 2020

Ladies, find a man who smiles at you like you're the traffic cop writing his challan.
— Kajol Srinivasan (@LOLrakshak) March 8, 2020

Happy Women’s Day, kill karte rehna!

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